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The info in About Me (to your right) was taken from this wonderful article by Jack Handey (yes, the Deep Thoughts guy): How I Want To Be Remembered. Here's some more of this fabulous stuff:

He was fabulously wealthy, but he would pretend to be broke, and often tried to borrow cigarettes and money from people. Little did they know that those who gave him stuff would later be rewarded in his will, with jewels and antigravity helmets. Women who refused to have sex with him are probably wishing that they could turn back the clock and say yes.